week in review

yes i know its been a while since ive bloged, but i have been really busy. so ill start off from my last entery

Wensday

Wensday after my last entery, my friend melb asked if id like to go see my uncle in I.C.U. I said yes she came and picked me up and we went. As soon as my uncle seen me he said "oh hell what are you doing here, how ya doing matty" i decided id offer some comic relief . since laughter is the best medicne.

first joke i made was i asked my uncle if he had tried to drop anything on perpose. so that some hotty nurse had to bend over to pick it up. (this is a nice little trick i learned during my last major sergery nearly 13 years ago) The second joke i told him if he thought his just hurt now, wait till the chest hair grows back. Its going to hurt and ich like a son of a bitch, and he wont be able to scratch it. To which he replied jokingly while looking at melb "i need him, likke i need a hole in the head. Then as we wre getting ready to leave i told him. "not only do u get to be high but u get to be high leagally.

After leaving the hospital, i took melb to a nice steak dinner at chillis. i owed it to her for as an apolagey for something i did t it is. i have nice new clothes a nice hair cut. but no mater what i do. if i ever have a date ill blow it as the dinnertable , of this i am as sure of as i am theres gold in fort knox. im sitting there eating and my finger i dono, some how i loose controle of my knife and it falls with steak and stuff on it, right onto my nice shirt. theank god i never have a dat. and its shit i cant controle like this, that i wont go to nice dinners with my brother and friends. im not one for putting myself in a possion where i can be humilated, by myself. (

sure i say off the wall shit. mainly cause its stuff thats already been used to make fun of me with around a fire *LOL* . so why not just poke fun of my self using things they have already used. to make them enbarrised and uncomfortable :)

Thursday

Same as wenday, with the exception my uncle was out of I.C.U. and melb sure as hell got a much cheaper dinner then stake

(note my uncle is home safe and sound)

Friday

friday was pretty much booring untill marshal came over to hang out with me at 11 30pm. we talked about alot of things till 2 am. then headed to dennys for some food and i dident get home till 4 30am saturday morning. we had alot to catch up on. there was this really attracyive girl him an i were checking out. . but then some gay guy was checking marshl out. and he was getting quite upset. as we get up to leave at a little after 4 am. no one is maning the check out counter. so me being the penny picher i am sugested we make a run for it and not pay the bill.. marshal insisted we pa it. and as we get to the car we noticed 2 girls were running out the door after not paying there bil. we would have gotten away with it scot free just as they did..

saturday

Hector and i decided to take a cab to the club. he actually wanted to pay for my evening for oncce since ive payed so many for him. the night was going well till some guy gets punched right inback of me. he falls back and his head hits my back. I got pissed and asked him what the hell was the big idea,and he says its the other guys fault for hiting him,. and i start yelling at the other guy. he tells me to change my tone of voice before i get hit next. and i told jim to go fuck himself. . as he steped up agenst me i started throwing a punch. just then a friend of mine grabs my arm in mid flight,

im sick an tired being a casuality between two guys fighting, or two girls fighting over one guuy. i mean seriously why me,. cant these worthless people act like civalized human beings. only reason i threw a punch is cause im sick an tired of going out and ending un a casuality in a fight. i just wana dance and have fuun not be battered around left and right.

As if thats not bad enough hector and i get back to my place, via taxi at the end of the night. and he proceeds to ask me if he can barrow my cell so that he can use the alerm to wake up for work. because his apartment has no power. I told him hell no and he got upset with me.

im sorry i let that man barrow over 100 dollors, an video games and some other stuff. and i learnt my lession. im sure as hell am not letting him take my phone home with him. thaats one thing that never leaves my sight or my home with anyone else but me. and if thats what he basis our friend ship on hes a fool. he can get a wind up battery operated travel clock at the place he works for just 5 bucks


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